Eugh, today is one of those days where I wish I were a kid again. :/ At least then, my mom could fix about 87% of my problems.

The rest of my problems came from Cal and there's no fixing him. He's a hopeless case. Poor kid.

... uh.

[ All right, 's cool, Syal can be cool. Must be a Jedi thing. Valin playing tricks on her mind or something. She hooks her thumbs in her pockets, walks towards the bar, and stops after about five steps. ]

Nope, not cool. About as far from cool as you are from sane, Valin Horn.

[ cut her some slack, she can't see book summaries two years ( Read more... )

Am I to understand that I have a second cousin, aka: a child of Jeran Harris? What the hell, he is not allowed to reproduce that is gross.

Eugh, this place again? Seriously?

I'd rather be at work.

I think I ate too much cake :(

Mom. Moooooom. :( Mommy, I don't feel good. :( :(

WHO: Anakin, Maddox (LOL I SAY OPEN FOR LULZ)
WHERE: The bar!
WHAT: The comfiest chair on Coruscant

Anakin was mostly robot, but he had a few creature comforts left, namely his magnificent chair.

The upholstery was soft, the accompanying ottoman was tasteful, there were those wing-things that connected the arms to the back.

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Hey, everyone! When you finish your bottles of lum, can you give them to me? I'm trying to beat the galactic record for the biggest bottle pyramid.

Oh, uh ... try not to trip over it.

Yeah, like that, Skywalker brat. Thanks.

Hocrap!

...

My mom's supposed to be picking me up and she's never gonna find me here. :/

...where is here?